What is Data?
Data is potential information, knowledge, understanding.
Data reflects nature's glory and the designs of people.
Data sampled, resampled, jackknifed and bootstrapped to within an inch of its life; validated data and cross-validated data; data past and present; data yet to come. Data observed, imputed, missing; repeated, longitudinal, functional; balanced, blocked, split and plotted; hierarchical, spatial, temporal; sequential, batched and aligned; rounded, truncated, censored; univariate and multivariate; continuous, discrete and mixed; nominal, ordinal, interval, ratio; skewed, kurtotic and bimodal; bounded above, bounded below and unbounded; data in all its inglorious and messy variety. Binary, binomial, Bernoulli; Poisson, negative binomial and overdispersed; count, counted, uncounted and uncountable; designed, recalcitrant and irrelevant.
Data tables, data definitions, data procedures. Qualitative and quantitative. Data driven, data driving and driving miss data; data mined, data mining and mining data if you don't mind; data structures and structured data. Directional and spherical; published and unpublished; structural and unstructured; data quality and quality data; test data, tests of data and tested data; edited data, data edit, data edits and data editor; data entry and entry level data analysts; data dependent and dependent data; BIG data and small or no data; all the data, population data, random data and randomized data, randomly sampled, stratified and nested; data life and lifetime data; data splits and banana splits and liddle lamzy divey; raw data and sushi; study data and studies of data, prediction and retrodiction; entered, warehoused, filed, sharpened, fitted; modeling data and data modeling; data models and model data, data with p bigger than n and data with n bigger than p; data going to infinity (and beyond) and data going nowhere (just for show); data collection and collections of data; data symposiums, data workshops and data repositories; class data, data classes, classified data and data classifications.
What is Data?
Data is a character on Star Trek.